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yiss I love dem Mersaults.

Wait I’ve never been attracted to anyone like th————————————-

…

Huh.

No, no, no. You’re got it wrong. Just wear suits, have brains, enjoy bike rides, give good hugs, know how to manipulate people, have nice hair, hate most parties, be endearingly honest at times, show love for all things, write poetry, have intelligent arguments, pretty eyes, a good profile that I can draw (the nose is important), don’t pull the metaphorical punches, read with me, read without me, compleeeeete me.

It’s okay just be everything. I know you can do it, mysterious perfect significant other whose gender category is irrelevant.

At least we know that the german shepherd isn’t going to work anymore.

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   well yeah, but if I get to know you and you’re actually like that then that’ll be it. CAPRICORNS ALSO LIKE CUTE,...

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   this is true for me i mean of course i love all that cuddly stuff BUT THESE KINDS OF THINGS REALLY ATTRACT ME??? FOR...

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   NOT TRUE. (at least in my case)

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    Lmao werd! I love weirdos

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    lol this describes all of my ex’s

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    Don’t know I exist? Even better.

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    Seriously. I feel so attracted to people who are disconnected. It makes me want them even more. Thus supporting the...

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    At least we know that the german shepherd isn’t going to work anymore.

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    Wait I’ve never been attracted to anyone like th————————————- … Huh.

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    don’t think this works. I would know.

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    yiss I love dem Mersaults.

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    YUP PRETTY MUCH.

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