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miyomo: classicwhitney: dearhamburg: favouriteworsttnightmare: oh my god joseph, im dying Why can’t they be together? I love them. I love her. I love him MORE. *dies* these two… are cute. AAAAAAAAH THEY’RE SO LOVELY AH

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borschtandburgers: I am now able to hit on my twin without being labeled a pedophile. MY DAYS OF YOUTH ARE OVER D: I can’t get people arrested for this anymore.

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12:00 awesome.

Dec 29th

marking a sort of important moment in time. 11:59

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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I can't believe myself

I have not slept this late in break. Nothing even CLOSE to this hour. 2 latest, I believe (except maybe that one time I climbed into bed at 2:30,) but THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I was reading, you see. On the internet. I… Have lost any bit of respect I ever had for myself. And now I think I should stop doing this ridiculous thing.

Dec 28th

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If my Twin ever gets married to that man she ate...

Or just another man she ate cake with, my gift to them for their wedding will be a short story I wrote. It will be a romance novel. The one where falling in love will cause death and almost everyone dies. It will be a good gift.

Dec 28th

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Me: You can visit my future apartment whenever you want, as long as you tell me beforehand.
Twin: Okay, I'll arrive without warning you.
Me: Well, you'll know, you'll knock at my door and I'll answer in my pyjamas, and they'll be wrinkled and have crumbs all over them. And I'll awkwardly hang on the door until you ask to come in, at which point you'll see a strange man at the kitchen table, equally worse for the wear.
Twin: ...
Me: And you will have interrupted our eating cake. It will be extremely awkward for everyone involved.

Dec 28th

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For the record, I'm torn between SaitoxCarpet and...

Dec 28th

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Today my Twin and I went places

And as I sat there I was suddenly consumed with feelings of lust For my gelato.

Dec 28th

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“I like people too much or not at all.”

– Sylvia Plath (via vouth)

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My Christmas Eve consisted of: -An awful cold -Clam chowder over not completely cooked noodles -Brokeback Mountain -Judas Kiss Merry Christmas everyone!

Dec 25th